Well, well, well. I bet you thought you’d never be hearing from me again… well you were wrong. I would like to apologize for my recent hiatus, I can offer you no other excuse than I can be a lazy son of a bitch sometimes!
However this place is for me to write whenever I feel like writing, and quite frankly I haven’t felt like writing lately. So no bad feelings there then.
So what’s the hot topic of today?
Well I think I may be crazy. Not crazy in the sense that I did something stupid and reckless, like say, eating a car or marrying a horse. But crazy in the, I can hear voices and they told me to burn down that house type of way.
Ok so some might say I’m crazy for thinking I’m crazy. Some might think other wise upon reading the wording of that last sentence. But it remains to be seen that last night as I lay in bed at approximately 10.27 PM GMT. I heard what I can only describe as a “voice” in my head.
Ok so what random act of destruction or violence did this voice tell me to commit? Well it didn’t really say much just one word. It said simply “stop!”
I’m guessing that by about now, you’re either confused, not reading because your in fits of uncontrollable laughter on the floor or a bit weirded out. So what ever your position on my sanity is let’s go through this together and look at all of the angles.
Explanation 1 – It’s not a voice but merely a random thought.
A good one, this seems the most logical as it came from my head. Only thing is my thoughts aren’t usually loud, this was. Other thing is that my thoughts are usually premeditated by me… this one was not. It took me very much by surprise and sounded like someone was talking right in my ear.
Explanation 2 – Someone was talking in my ear.
Ok this one I can dismiss straight away. Basically unless there was a small man living in my bedroom, who suddenly decided to make his presence felt after many years of hiding. No one else was in the room, so therefore nobody was talking in my ear. Also quite frankly I’d rather have voices in my head than small men living in my room without me knowing!
Explanation 3 – It was a ghost!!!!!
I’m not really a fan of this explanation because if it turns out to be right, it means my room is haunted… And
I don’t want that… because ghosts are scary… and sometimes they hurt people… people called Stuart… and my name is Stuart. Plus there has never been any other paranormal activity in the house I currently reside in to the extent of my knowledge. So I’m discrediting that theory before it gets off the ground.
Explanation 4 – I did in fact hear a voice in my head.
In my head this is the most likely explanation (excuse the pun.) My reasons being as follows, it’s sounded loud and like someone talking. It took me totally by surprise. I got scared. The sound came from… well inside my head really; I don’t know where else to say it came from.
Ok so there are my possible explanations. Beyond those I cant really see what else it was? So what do you think? Am I crazy, Haunted, absent minded? Or do I have bedroom trolls? Let me know what you think? Because I’d sure like to know if I’m mad or not.
